Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Prince Charming in Provo?
So I have to tell you about my fun filled date last night, KILL ME NOW!!! I don't know how many of you I told about my New Year's Eve lunch date?? I'll post the details for Prince Charming in Provo; The Prequel shortly :) Anyway, I felt bad for the guy so decided to give him a second chance. He did call after the first lunch and apologized if the lunch thing was weird. So we've kept in touch a bit the last few months and last week he asked if I wanted to go out again. So I said ok. Clearly, I should have stuck with the first impression he gave me. There I go again...being nice. He lives in Provo so we decided to meet in Lehi. When I asked him what he wanted to do he tells me he's kind of strapped right now from having started a new job so he says we'll meet there and then go back to his house and watch a movie or play games and have some food. So we meet in Lehi and he drives me out to his house. He is a horrible driver to start. I really thought I was going to die 3 times on the 15 minute drive. Which, considering the EXTREMELY offensive music he was listening to might not have been a bad thing. Which he of course finds hilarious and keeps rewinding certain parts to make sure I heard them correctly. So we get to his house and we walk in the door to find out he HE LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS!! Now I'm not a total brat and don't have a problem with people living with their parents. Why the heck would you have me come to Provo when we could have hung out at my house....parent free. So he's been making jokes the last week about how much he wants to kiss me. I just kept telling him that if things go well then I'm all for it, but it just depends on the chemistry. I hate it when guys keep bringing it up before you meet. Not only do I feel like a booty call, but I feel like I'm expected to have to kiss you. Talk about killing the mood!! So we walk in the front door on the landing and there are stairs going up and stairs going down. I can hear the TV blaring upstairs and know his mom is home but don't know where she is. And of course, what does he do?? He goes in for the kill and kisses me. AWKWARD!!! I feel like I'm in high school again and am going to get caught making out by his mom. And hello...does he not realize that there is such a thing as timing??? Creating the mood?? Clearly not. And he was NOT a good kisser at all! So I finally am able to break away from him and we go to Redbox to find a movie. We get back and go downstairs and he introduces me to his mom who is at the computer down in the family room. She seems nice enough. She starts asking him questions about his brothers computer he was looking at trying to get fixed and they start arguing. He is kind of a jerk to her I have to admit it is kind of a turn off. Not that he was really impressing me all that much at this point. So they finally stop talking and we turn on the movie and she starts talking to me. So we chit chat through the previews. Once the movie is starting she stops talking. We watched Taken. Very good and intense. Sadly, some people can ruin intense movies by making stupid jokes and comments through out it. Yes, you guessed it. That would by my fabulous date. Totally ruined the movie. And he kept telling me what was going on since he had already seen it. Um, I can figure some stuff out for myself if you'll let me watch the movie!! So we watch the movie and of course he is trying to put some moves on me. Holds my hand and keeps putting his hand on my leg. Still weird since his mom is in the room. So the movie gets over and he starts arguing with his mom again about stupid stuff. He's being pretty rude too I have to say. So then he takes me to his room. Yep.....he actually did!!! His room is a complete disaster too. And I know my room is always a mess, but I would never take a guy in there unless it was clean. He has piles of clothes everywhere and a blanket on the floor cause he sleeps on the floor instead of the bed. So he throws that over the bed and the piles of clothes and has me sit down. Can I just say I REALLY want to go home by this point!! So we sit down and are talking and his mom comes to the door again and they start arguing with each other through the door. It was so uncomfortable!! I finally get him to take me back to my car a bit later and he keeps going off on how much fun he's had and when can he see me again and can he call me his girlfriend?? ARE YOU SERIOUS??? I didn't know what to say. I really never want to see him again. I think that was the most awkward night of my life!!!
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That's awesome!!!!
ReplyDeleteUm... wow. There are no words. Good for you for giving him another shot in the first place, though!
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